All was not lost for the moribund Crammers, however; as Peter Cetera once chimed “…then along comes a woman.” And as long as we’re dropping pop culture sound bytes, in spite of Washington Sentinels replacement quarterback Shane Falco responding to the nastiness of pro football with “That’s why girls don’t play the game,” the Portsport Franchise is fortunate that Our Fair Cassie has been out of girlhood for a few years now.