In honor of the NFL’s first-ever Massive Wild Card Ultra-Super Playoff Weekend Ballgame-Palooza (I only got a C+ in marketing; don’t judge), we break out the explanation and even some history behind a few penalties that are part of the animal-player universe of the L. A. F. F. (League of Associated Football Franchises). Think this is all a tad unrealistic? Well, maybe so; excuse me while I check out the Indy-Buffalo ga…whoa, wait! They called a horse-collar tackle on that play?!
