Okay, so Our Hero Zeke hasn’t scored a touchdown since Urkel went into space or we had to sweat Mad Cow disease or Burger King still had an outside chance to be popular or…where were we going with this? Well, evidently, finally to the end zone! Now, big football stars always tell ya to “act like you’ve been there before” when you breach the goal line…but what if it’s been so long you can’t remember how to act?
