Two days after a famous groundhog predicted the next six weeks’ weather, a somewhat more infamous rhinoceros takes his fourth stab at predicting this season’s Super Bowl, putting his tenuous 2-and-1 all-time record on the line. He actually (don’t tell him we used that word) pulled off a mighty accurate prognostication of last year’s Big Game; can this sort of thing actually (again, mum’s da woid) become a trend for a man who thinks Cinco De Mayo celebrates five kinds of mayonnaise? As they said in the era of old-timey box-shaped Zeniths, don’t touch that dial!