
I’m a different cat. I’m unusual, unique, misunderstood, and a few other words with “un” in ’em. I march to the beat of a slightly out of tune kazoo. They made me with a mold that they stopped using once extra demand for the “pretty much just like everyone else” mold kicked in. Yep, I’m not like everyone else…and, truth to tell, probably not like ANYone else. P.S.- This is NOT an apology π And to paraphrase legendary actor John Larroquette after winning the Best Supporting Actor in a Sitcom chip for his role as Dan Fielding on Night Court: “If you’re different from everyone else, get better at it; there’ll always be people in Hollywood who will pay you for it.” Danged skippy. But even if you can’t rate twenty mil per flick in the Town O’ Tinsel, be different anyway. After all, Zeke couldn’t be Zeke if I weren’t me, so that’s not a bad thing, right? π P.P.S.- If you can spot all ten bits of weirdness Zeke encountered above, you’ll win likely nothing.
π Ya gots to luv a pope who has hobbies and enjoys extra ka-rik-a-ler activities, and who sports the coveted number eviF on his self.
π In Zeke’s mind, he’s convinced that that number is negative five π