Want to make someone unwanted amscray at the bar or a party? Just start talking way too much. Want to pull off the same thing at a press conference? Do the exact opposite. Heck with a bone, most times Crammers head coach Barty T. Llama won’t even throw reporters a bone spur. “I’ll say three, maybe four words for each point we scored that day,” Coach expounded regarding post-game press conferences, “Honestly, it makes shutout losses easier to deal with.” (Coming up next: Llama’s bedside…er, benchside manner with one of his players!)