We can’t stop Jay from trying to spin denseness into dollars…but, for the sake of pure silliness, we wouldn’t want to! Our Gazelle On The Street decided that he can be at least unofficially Muppetational…and, while we’re at it, in honor of tomorrow’s holiday, Happy Flerndy Gorpen Sloopty Der Mommy Mommy!
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Hooray for Follywood
Everyone loves a dramatic underdog, come-from-behind, defy-the-odds ending. Everyone! Well, ALMOST everyone. Know who doesn’t? Reality! Where hearts would soar, reality is the gravity that can drop hearts right through people’s stomachs…or something. And since reality’s reared head is so ugly, we didn’t need to include Zeke in this strip!
Here’s the third installment of our “On Golden Punned” series, gang! And even though the world of professional sports is enough of a gold mine for parody and silliness in and of itself, the animal world provides a lot of basis for material too! It’s not even like I really have to do anything; allContinue reading “Rabbit Seasoning”
So…we’re doing another thing…
As the good folks at QuadCon generously accepted us as one of their own, FLEA FLICKERS BY DAN BROWN will have another vendor booth set up for Saturday, April 8th, this time at our first ever out-of-state venue! It should be a fabulous time and we’re looking forward to meeting some awesome fellow geeks! WeContinue reading “So…we’re doing another thing…”
I love you, Mom.
My dear, sweet, beloved mother would have turned 84 today. I miss her terribly every day, even as long as it’s been since she went to be with the Lord, and always strive to do my best to make her proud of me. She was my biggest fan, even more patient than you can imagineContinue reading “I love you, Mom.”
Class diss (not) missed
Not that outsmarting Zeke requires being more clever than your average steam shovel, but here’s to all the class brains/smarty-britches/eggheads of the world…and, believe it or choose not to, I was my classes’ version of that up through eighth grade! From all appearances, though, I may have intellectually piqued then…
Zeke’s getting the hang of this whole prediction thing after all! Sure, only the first half of the most recent Super Bowl went as he foretold, but check out him nailing that the Panthers would trade with the Bears to acquire the first overall pick in the draft! Not bad! If you add up allContinue reading “Predict Ability”
Combine? Ya, m’Lord, combine, ya!
It’s here! It’s here! The 2023 NFL Combine is finally here!!! Hoooo…rah? For those who’re unaware (and can’t really much blame ya if you are), the NFL Combine is the annual National Football League get-together of would-be draftees to see how well they perform in a variety of “important” skills and gym-class-like activities. Many questionContinue reading “Combine? Ya, m’Lord, combine, ya!”
New Jack Silly
We hate to say we told ya so… (Actually, we dig saying that.)
Yet another prediction feather in FLEA FLICKERS BY DAN BROWN’s cap, gang! Remember how we had our Cleaverton team have to change its nickname from Tribesemen, and at first all they could come up with was “Ball Team,” and then years later in real life, the Washington Redskins begat the Football Team? Well, the firstContinue reading “We hate to say we told ya so… (Actually, we dig saying that.)”