Category Archives: NFL

Class diss (not) missed

Not that outsmarting Zeke requires being more clever than your average steam shovel, but here’s to all the class brains/smarty-britches/eggheads of the world…and, believe it or choose not to, I was my classes’ version of that up through eighth grade! From all appearances, though, I may have intellectually piqued then…

Predict Ability

Zeke’s getting the hang of this whole prediction thing after all! Sure, only the first half of the most recent Super Bowl went as he foretold, but check out him nailing that the Panthers would trade with the Bears to acquire the first overall pick in the draft! Not bad! If you add up allContinue reading “Predict Ability”

Combine? Ya, m’Lord, combine, ya!

It’s here! It’s here! The 2023 NFL Combine is finally here!!! Hoooo…rah? For those who’re unaware (and can’t really much blame ya if you are), the NFL Combine is the annual National Football League get-together of would-be draftees to see how well they perform in a variety of “important” skills and gym-class-like activities. Many questionContinue reading “Combine? Ya, m’Lord, combine, ya!”

We hate to say we told ya so… (Actually, we dig saying that.)

Yet another prediction feather in FLEA FLICKERS BY DAN BROWN’s cap, gang! Remember how we had our Cleaverton team have to change its nickname from Tribesemen, and at first all they could come up with was “Ball Team,” and then years later in real life, the Washington Redskins begat the Football Team? Well, the firstContinue reading “We hate to say we told ya so… (Actually, we dig saying that.)”

To pick The Big Supe, ya gotta pick a Big Stupe

Two days after a famous groundhog predicted the next six weeks’ weather, a somewhat more infamous rhinoceros takes his fourth stab at predicting this season’s Super Bowl, putting his tenuous 2-and-1 all-time record on the line. He actually (don’t tell him we used that word) pulled off a mighty accurate prognostication of last year’s BigContinue reading “To pick The Big Supe, ya gotta pick a Big Stupe”

The Zekely News

Fresh off a decent predictive take on the last Supe, and since almost everyone ELSE and their mother has a hat in this ring, Our Rhino on the Street muses over a lot of the biggest news in the N.F.L.’s upcoming off-season. And know what’s awesome about all this? If Zeke’s actually right about anyContinue reading “The Zekely News”