Our Man Zeke has the Pop Culture Male Doofus manual down to a tee: when in doubt (which will be often), play it off (which will often not work).
Love is never having to admit you forgot your anniversary.
You don’t have to be crazy to work here, just give it time.
Leave it to Zeke to transform a simple new player meet-‘n’-greet run by a seasoned veteran into a meet-‘n’-grief.
From the “Before the Internet, when no one was alive yet” files…
We found this time capsule-worthy artifact from when Zeke first started playing pro ball back in 19ahemaLONGtimeago. Straight out of those paperback pro league annuals of yestercentury!
A picture’s worth…well, a buncha words.
Every now ‘n again we like to break out a silent strip, letting the pictures tell the tale, a lot like that old-timey bald kid Henry used to, through which we…oh, right! Silent! Shhhhh…
Survey says: Zeke’s at it again
You’ll never catch us saying that Zeke’s take on what most people say to him is like a five-year-old’s…mainly because 1) he might hear us, and 2) we’re not into insulting five-year-olds.
And now a word from our sponsor:
Our take on those popular, goofy, star-studded commercials from decades ago, only with critters and yummier-tasting alcohol 😉
Sometimes the “3 R’s” are ribs, ravioli, and rhubarb pie.
WOT?!? Zekinald T. Rhino…reading?! False alarm, gang: the book’s got a ton o’ pictures, and the words to Zeke are all like that teensy fine print on those TV law firm ads.
Cliche and a haircut…two bits!
Here’s hoping Zeke never acquires a filter for his brain, y’know?
Ya can’t make this stuff up. I, however, can.
Well, heck, if Kevin James and Eddie Murphy don’t read movie scripts before signing on, why should our own Al Macaws and Cris Callingsbird read their copy first? And hey, check out the link below for our first book, available online at Amazon!
Hunger Games, indeed
Normally, I’d applaud the do-or-die last minute play call, but giving the ball to Zeke and expecting him to keep his head in the game when he hasn’t eaten in, I dunno, eight minutes? Kudos to the home team for strategically situating a food vendor, too…