Zeke is a man who wears many hats…and would wear even more if he could wear hats on his chins.
A Typical Work Zeke
Sharp-dressed, man
It just dawned on us that Our Heroes are pretty much always either in their football uniforms or completely naked…you know, kinda how Rob Gronkowski goes through life? So we thought, “Say (a good thoughtful-sounding word)…let’s have The Big Four model some 90’s garb!” This will likely NOT turn into a series of images, however, as it sheds a teensy bit o’ light on how old Cassie actually is.
Pigheaded, literally and figuratively
Of course, in this particular strip, the females in the family watching the game are ALSO pigs…they’re just not swine.
The Three Wise Guys
Would we at FLEA FLICKERS ever stoop to the oft-used pop culture ploy of an intelligent woman navigating the idiocy of the nimrod men dearest to her? Certainly not! Here, we employ an intelligent woman navigating the idiocy of the DIPSTICK men dearest to her.
One radical sabbatical
We’ve been busy as…well, maybe not bees, but rhinos and panthers and such (Oh, my!) over the past few weeks, and times’re gettin’ more ‘n more exciting for FLEA FLICKERS BY DAN BROWN! Keep your eyes peeled for upcoming info about our new stadium cups, frisbees, and collectible cards that we hope to one day soon make available to the purchasing public. And thanks again to everyone that’s shown encouragement and support!
We’ll be back after these messages (Well, just this one)
Gonna need jussssst a bit of a break from our social media platforms whilst (yes, whilst) we work on some more behind-the-scenes stuff at FLEA FLICKERS BY DAN BROWN. We’ll be back soon, gang, and thanks for the support!
Nightly Schmooze
Am I ever remotely likely to meet any of these mega-celebs? Signs Point To No. Heck, am I probably ever even going to meet their chauffeurs? Not where the smart money lies. But it IS mad fun to turn them into critters, though…
The answer, my friends, is blowin’ in the wind…
Man, and Rob doesn’t even get the complimentary Biscoff cookies on his flight…
Zeke’s Super Bowl LVI predictions
He did a pretty good job with the Patriots/Rams Supe of a few years back, then took a year off only to completely crap the ol’ bed predicting last year’s Bucs/Chiefs Supe. Who knows WHAT we can expect this time around from the globe’s most unpredictable rhinoceros (though we’re admittedly not aware of all that many predictable ones…)?
Please disperse: nothing to say here
But let’s not pick TOO much on pro athletes; after all, TV and movies seem to have pretty much run out of anything new themselves! Mark my words: coming to theaters in ’25 will be a live-action Snow White reboot with David Spade playing the long-lost eighth dwarf, Snarky.