When Zeke’s the Voice O’ Reason in a room…well, it’s not a particularly reasonable room. Hey, check out our ebook! We’ve even got this way helpful link for y’all: Most Everything Surprises Me, But That’s Not The Point! eBook by Daniel K. Brown – 9781087964393 | Rakuten Kobo United States
Hey, Alex Karras and Brian Bosworth had acting “careers” after THEIR playing days were done. And neither of THEM rocked an oversized faux milk carton as a grade school scamp.
Everything you ever wanted to know (or at least may not mind that much finding out), but were spooked as poop to ask!
Zeke may just have a point here…and not just the one on the dunce cap!
Our Man Zeke has the Pop Culture Male Doofus manual down to a tee: when in doubt (which will be often), play it off (which will often not work).
Leave it to Zeke to transform a simple new player meet-‘n’-greet run by a seasoned veteran into a meet-‘n’-grief.
We found this time capsule-worthy artifact from when Zeke first started playing pro ball back in 19ahemaLONGtimeago. Straight out of those paperback pro league annuals of yestercentury!
Every now ‘n again we like to break out a silent strip, letting the pictures tell the tale, a lot like that old-timey bald kid Henry used to, through which we…oh, right! Silent! Shhhhh…
You’ll never catch us saying that Zeke’s take on what most people say to him is like a five-year-old’s…mainly because 1) he might hear us, and 2) we’re not into insulting five-year-olds.
Our take on those popular, goofy, star-studded commercials from decades ago, only with critters and yummier-tasting alcohol 😉