Zeke may just have a point here…and not just the one on the dunce cap!
Our Man Zeke has the Pop Culture Male Doofus manual down to a tee: when in doubt (which will be often), play it off (which will often not work).
Leave it to Zeke to transform a simple new player meet-‘n’-greet run by a seasoned veteran into a meet-‘n’-grief.
We found this time capsule-worthy artifact from when Zeke first started playing pro ball back in 19ahemaLONGtimeago. Straight out of those paperback pro league annuals of yestercentury!
Every now ‘n again we like to break out a silent strip, letting the pictures tell the tale, a lot like that old-timey bald kid Henry used to, through which we…oh, right! Silent! Shhhhh…
You’ll never catch us saying that Zeke’s take on what most people say to him is like a five-year-old’s…mainly because 1) he might hear us, and 2) we’re not into insulting five-year-olds.
Our take on those popular, goofy, star-studded commercials from decades ago, only with critters and yummier-tasting alcohol 😉
WOT?!? Zekinald T. Rhino…reading?! False alarm, gang: the book’s got a ton o’ pictures, and the words to Zeke are all like that teensy fine print on those TV law firm ads.
Here’s hoping Zeke never acquires a filter for his brain, y’know?
Well, heck, if Kevin James and Eddie Murphy don’t read movie scripts before signing on, why should our own Al Macaws and Cris Callingsbird read their copy first? And hey, check out the link below for our first book, available online at Amazon! Amazon.com: Most Everything Surprises Me, But That’s Not The Point!: A collectionContinue reading “Ya can’t make this stuff up. I, however, can.”