I don’t mean any harm, but if our beloved Crammers are getting housed by six touchdowns, what would be so bad about giving them a bit of a competitive advantage? No, NOT steroids; we can’t advocate that type of thing. But what if they put the whole field on a big ol’ hydraulic and tilted it, say, thirty degrees or so, and let Portsport play downhill in the second half? Also, why am I ASKING anyone? I draw this piece; I could just make it happen myself!
